The Girl

$ashley = new Girl();
$ashley->setAge("27");
$ashley->setSign("gemini");
$ashley->setPersonality("laid back");

<then>

I'll just start with the basics. As you've probably guessed by now, my name is Ashley (cryptic, I know). I was born in Arkansas, but after graduating college I moved to Tennessee.

</then>

<now>

I'm currently 27 years old, working a full time job. What do I do? Check out my (totally sweet) resume. Need a site? Give me a holler. Help contribute to the "Ashley Real Life and Paying For Your Own Stuff Sucks Fund". It's a good cause. Really.

</now>

<personality>

I'm a really easy going person. I get along with just about anyone. Anyone that is, except those who have no concept of how to use apostrophes. I'm not even going to go into detail here, but I am providing this link to the Apostrophe Preservation Society which offers numerous photos of real-world apostrophe abuse.

</personality>

<stuff>

If you've checked out the site much, I'm sure you can tell that I like to draw (if you haven't noticed, you may want to make sure that you're not the pet rock in your group). I'm also really into music, and I almost always have something playing when I'm doing anything. I have a wide taste in music styles, but I tend to favor dark choral pieces by bands such as Arcana, Lacuna Coil and Dead Can Dance.

</stuff>